How many accents was that?

I'm impressed. And I thought my accent was confused: a fusion of Nigerian, British and American.

(h/t tighten up)

Breaking news!

CIA Realizes It's Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

LANGLEY, VA-The most crucial passages of U.S. intelligence have been emphasized with indelible black highlighters.

Realistic Helen Keller

An actress gives her best impersonation of Helen Keller with hilarious results.


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A business news analyst cries for help

The US economy is going to the toilet, cries this analyst. And he has inside information. I'm sure the casual watchers in all the serene business school foyers around the country were jolted by this outburst:

Statistical Hunting

Joke of the day:

Three statisticians decide to go out hunting with their bows and arrows. They're sitting behind a large rock in the woods when a large duck flies by. The first statistician takes a shot from behind the rock and he undershoots the duck by 5 ft. The second statistician takes a shot at the duck, but overshoots the duck by 5 ft. At that, the third statistician jumps up and screams, "You got him!!"

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John Gray Comedian

Kirk Franklin welcomes comedian John Gray onto his show on Trinity Broadcasting Network. Pretty funny church humor.

Complaining about Gas prices

Just heard this on the radio - a guy's excuse for not driving his girlfriend to the beach:

If I wanted to pay $4 for gas, I'd go buy a burrito.

Soccer for Philosophers

An old Monty Python skit about what happens when philosophers try to play soccer.

Get some perspective

A British man was told by his doctor that he only has 12 months to live. So he does what we all would do given this grim news: he went on a spending spree! Quit his job, sold almost everything, went on holiday... the good stuff of life. The problem was at the end of the year, he was still alive, and the doctors admitted they misdiagnosed him: his sickness was benign. Good news or bad news? Well he's suing the doctor/hospital because he is totally broke!

Nasal Irrigation

No this is not a new degree at Texas A & M. Its an increasingly popular way to clean out your sinus and fight the cold. I should get this so I breathe fresher and gross out my friends. I can't watch the model in this demonstration video without laughing:

Destiny: On the lot

Is this poetry? Is this a joke? Or just postmodern expression? The lines are somewhat blurry... but it is interesting anyway.

Destiny: On The Lot

Website Plan for natidea.com

Ok, not a real plan, just a waste of time.